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Uwe Boll and Jessica Simpson Metroid movie rumor.

I'll be setting up a suicide booth outside select theaters for this one.

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http://www.rumormiller.com/viewtopic.php?f=99&t=95

where i first heard it.

seems like a troll to me.

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Yeah i'd say so, but just the thought of it makes my skin crawl.

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Uwe Boll. He's made 6 bad movies in the past decade, 4 of which landed in annual RAZZIE Bottom Ten lists. Jessica Simpson was exactly why Employee of the Month (2006) was a bad movie! If a rumor like this were ever proven true, it would be a crying shame if it didn't win Worst Picture...

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employee of the month? let's go to imdb...

dane cook, dax shepard, andy dick, efren ramirez, harland williams...

that movie didn't need jessica simpson to be bad.

although, dax shepard was okay in idiocracy.

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It sounds crazy enough to work...


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With Christopher Walken as Mother Brain, Danny DeVito as Kraid and Rebecca Romijn as a "sexy Ridley".

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With Christopher Walken as Mother Brain


that would be worth the ticket price alone.

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I'll be setting up a suicide booth outside select theaters for this one.


My reaction, before i realised the zelda movie was a joke.

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I'll be setting up a suicide booth outside select theaters for this one.


My reaction after seeing a bit of the movie said above.

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I just picked up the last Chozo artifact, and I told the n00b that means it's time to fight Ridley. His eyes got all big and he said, "He stole the last metroid!"


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The only Movie with a plot based on game, that I can think of hasn't sucked beyond belife is the prince of persia movie, as far as i know.

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That movie is a trap.


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Uwe Boll's official statement when asked about the rumor:

"It's bulls**t!"

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That movie is a trap.


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I love that Captain N MegaMan pic

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Dax Shepard was OKAY in Idiocracy?!? Sonny-Jim, I believe you need to watch that movie again. Full disclosure: I liked Extract. Mike Judge has done me no wrongs.


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I click on this thread because I constantly forget what it's about.

I have no positive thoughts for it.


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Charlize Theron = Samus Aran. Jessica Simpson = "Ham is Around?!?!" Role seized with promise of ham. If nothing else, Boll works cheap.

Really? Come on, this ain't gonna happen.


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Anopheles wrote:
Charlize Theron = Samus Aran.


True enough. Charlize would pwn every monster's ass and even the spectators'.

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I just picked up the last Chozo artifact, and I told the n00b that means it's time to fight Ridley. His eyes got all big and he said, "He stole the last metroid!"


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Uwe Boll's official statement when asked about the rumor:

"It's bulls**t!"


it's on Wikipedia, It must be true!! :p

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If that movie is released in December of 2012, then everything will make sense.

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That would be the most horrible thing to happen since the last really horrible thing that happened. It would be irrevocable.

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Divinebeing wrote:
I click on this thread because I constantly forget what it's about.

I have no positive thoughts for it.


My sentiments exactly.

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RevansSisterRindr wrote:
Divinebeing wrote:
I click on this thread because I constantly forget what it's about.

I have no positive thoughts for it.


My sentiments exactly.


I DID IT A GAIN

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