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Come on. This can't be a real band. If you like this band, you are a poseur beyond poseurs. This is like a parody of what real music is supposed to be.

It is CRITICAL that you watch until at least 2:50. CRITICAL


http://www.mtvmusic.com/attack_attack_/ ... ckly.jhtml


EDIT: I am almost positive that TS is going to LOVE this

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Oh jesus god what the f**k is this.
Why.
Edit: And now I know I'm never going to sleep after watching that.


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Come on. This can't be a real band. If you like this band, you are a poseur beyond poseurs. This is like a parody of what real music is supposed to be.


that can't be f**king real. they're not even trying.

edit: WHAT THE f**k

:lol:

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I have no idea how you guys don't like this song. I don't really care much for Attack Attack!, but when I heard this song a few months ago I immediately downloaded it and have listened to it several hundred times. COME ON that techno breakdown is so awesome. THIS IS THE TIME TO LET YOURSELF GO.

Also seriously, Christian hardcore? That is lolz enough.

"He died for what he loved, and what he loved was YOAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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I clicked the link expecting a live video which would suck. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA it wasn't. This video was awful. I still love the song.

Edit 2:

Holy f**k the guitar lift move at 1:00 and the chick screaming at 1:15 and the spider stance at 1:20. This is gold if just for lulz. I love that they're reusing clips in the same 3 minute video. TECHNO BREAKDOWN YESSSSSS running in place.

I enjoyed that.

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i couldn't get the video to buffer so maybe that is what you guys are complaining about but I listened to the song elsewhere and I thought it was pretty good for what it is.

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This is far from the worst band I've ever heard. I'm not saying it's good though. I was entertained, that's for sure. 2:50 is so laugh-out-loud worthy I had to type the whole thing out instead of just LOL.

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ok so it's not the worst band of all time (brokencyde is). But this band is everything that is wrong with popular music.

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This band is brilliant. They take pop sensibilities, emo, hardcore, electronic, and mainstream hiphop and do a mashup that the kiddies love. I think it's LOL hilarious, but it has it's place.

Brokencyde is definitely the worst band ever.

I'd rather listen to this than country.

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Complete is actually the worst, if we're getting serious.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukjnrXTTvPY


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We watched Complete so many times in the studio. The engineer knew all the words and how to play along. He said Psyopus was just obsessed with this band.

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And with good reason. They're legendary.


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danimal93 wrote:
EDIT: I am almost positive that TS is going to LOVE this


You couldn't be WRONGER.

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Wow, just think of how bad they'd be if the bass player wasn't wearing a cat in the hat, uh, hat.

EDIT: Complete, that is.

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Not the shittiest band ever, i think i actually prefer these guys over Alexisonfire (who i dont care for anyway), but those metal/puck transitions just didn't cut it for me. The guys look like fags but i dont think its that bad.

EDIT: Ok, i just got to 2:50. WTF

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjeMDvCdrtc - "Finul Contdon Finul Contdon... oohhhhhhh"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybDCObQRRM4 - "GUH BWEEEEE!!"

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I could watch s**t like this all day long. Endless entertainment.

Edit:
JUST DANCE!

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tenacious_goat wrote:
I could watch s**t like this all day long. Endless entertainment.

Edit:
JUST DANCE!

WOW

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spook wrote:
Complete is actually the worst, if we're getting serious.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukjnrXTTvPY


where's sleep? this sounds like something he'd dig.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bQM5G5y7ik

Worst. Without A Doubt.


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I'm loving everything that's being posted btw.


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Theta_Wave wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bQM5G5y7ik

Worst. Without A Doubt.


oh god colleen is going to love this.

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tenacious_goat wrote:
I could watch s**t like this all day long. Endless entertainment.

Edit:
JUST DANCE!


I love these. I almost even genuinely like this one.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmSB9-shtmk


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i was wondering when the BREAAKDOOOWN was gonna come in. :stabface:

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This comment blew my f**king mind.

"actually, theres Attack! Attack! UK and Attack Attack. this is the logo for Attack! Attack! UK(who used to be just Attack! Attack!)"

:? :o :metroidanim:

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Yea there's 2 bans with the same name apparently. We've been making fun of Attack Attack, while Attack! Attack! seems pretty bad as well, but not as bad as Attack Attack.


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danimal93 wrote:
Come on. This can't be a real band. If you like this band, you are a poseur beyond poseurs. This is like a parody of what real music is supposed to be.

It is CRITICAL that you watch until at least 2:50. CRITICAL


http://www.mtvmusic.com/attack_attack_/ ... ckly.jhtml


EDIT: I am almost positive that TS is going to LOVE this


I don't get it.

They look and sound like alot of the s**t that gets posted on this board.

It's terrible.

Sadly, it's right up hipster s**t's ADD riddled alley.

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I like it, but I like pretty much everything.

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Comedic genius. I'll never think of fresh-from-the-salon hair and running in place at keyboards in the same way again.

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i like the music but when i watched the video with the first 30 seconds with them headbanging, i was waiting for a nuke to come down and hit them.








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