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I was bored enough to read all the comments and stumbled across this one. 100% funny:

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If I ever saw a girl this dumb I'd come flying across the room and punch her in the chest as hard as I could, just so that s**t would all pop and she would (hopefuly) die from the infect all that burst silicione would give her and never reproduce.

Projectile vomiting right now!


The name is the best. :lol:

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I'd get brass implants in my knuckles. That would be uber-cool. 8) As for the chest... no, just no. Though, I wander what that feels like, to have brass knuckles in your chest. :(

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Brass knuckles attached anywhere would be annoying as hell. What would happen if a Spanish police man came over to you and said i'll rape your family unless you do this puzzle. The brass knuckles would only get in the way. :o

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the KRIS wrote:
Since you're a girl, I'll take that statement to be one of feminine ignorance. Dan has increased his sexiness factor tenfold. In fact, I'm considering a major lifestyle change.


I mean the brass knuckle implants, not the power glove they are cool. Personally I want some Gauntlets. Sorry to confuse you!


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Gauntlets attached anywhere would be annoying as hell. What would happen if a Spanish police man came over to you and said i'll rape your family unless you do this puzzle. The gauntlets would only get in the way. :o

In seriousness, who wouldn't want gauntlets?

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Gizmo wrote:
Gauntlets attached anywhere would be annoying as hell. What would happen if a Spanish police man came over to you and said i'll rape your family unless you do this puzzle. The gauntlets would only get in the way. :o
In seriousness, who wouldn't want gauntlets?


So true, you could use your feet. I love them so much I may even go and see how much they are.


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Gizmo, I gotta say as an MSPaint connoisseur, you've got some skillz.

Skillz that killz, my man.

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Nayru wrote:
the KRIS wrote:
Since you're a girl, I'll take that statement to be one of feminine ignorance. Dan has increased his sexiness factor tenfold. In fact, I'm considering a major lifestyle change.


I mean the brass knuckle implants, not the power glove they are cool. Personally I want some Gauntlets. Sorry to confuse you!


Wasn't sure who the question was addressed to. Phew! Atleast I know I'm as cool as ever (and damn sexy thanks to Kris :love: ). I wouldn't want gauntlets though, I would want some hightech powerglove style device that would hack into virtually everything and do really cool things. Actually, I want Glitch, from Reboot. That would be awesome. I miss the days of Reboot on YTV.

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Stage Beans wrote:
Gizmo, I gotta say as an MSPaint connoisseur, you've got some skillz.

Skillz that killz, my man.


Thanks very much my main beans, they took me a long, long time... :o :)

EDIT: A long time.

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You ought to see our old "Design the MM Album Art" faux-contest we had. that was some good paint. It's not ever that MSPainting takes a long time, it's just that I never finish what I'm doing (SORRY NOPH IT'S STILL COMING SOMETIME REMEMBER WHEN YOU MADE US WAIT FOR #2 FOR LIKE EVER OKAY?!?)

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Nice. I need to get me one of those.
"The Power-Glove is sooooo bad!" - The Wizard.

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Nayru wrote:
I mean the brass knuckle implants, not the power glove they are cool. Personally I want some Gauntlets. Sorry to confuse you!
Ah, okay. I was just kidding about the feminine ignorance thing too. I'm sure you're probably really cute, and sexy as well. Actually, while you're up, could you make me a sandwich? Thanks. *props feet up*


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the KRIS wrote:
Nayru wrote:
I mean the brass knuckle implants, not the power glove they are cool. Personally I want some Gauntlets. Sorry to confuse you!
Ah, okay. I was just kidding about the feminine ignorance thing too. I'm sure you're probably really cute, and sexy as well. Actually, while you're up, could you make me a sandwich? Thanks. *props feet up*


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(Just for the record, she is both of those. I'd post a picture, but she'd murder me)


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ZOMG PM PIC PLZ!!!!

Wait, you're British. Does "sexy" just mean "straight unrotted teeth" to you?


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:lol:

Chuck Norris got brass knuckles grafted to his feet so his roundhouse kicks can now destroy planets and stars.

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tenacious_goat wrote:
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Chuck Norris got brass knuckles grafted to his feet so his roundhouse kicks can now destroy planets and stars.


You mean they couldn't before?

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Wow, necropost.


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Two weeks isn't that bad of a necropost. Two years, now THAT pisses me off.

The only problem with bumping this thread is that the discussion is totally over. We're done with this topic.


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Post Re: Brass Knuckle... implants?
TheParasprinter wrote:
I'm not sure if "badass" is the most appropriate adjective...
http://modblog.bmezine.com/entries/200512071624.html


failed! it's a fake..thanks to photoshop.

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Two weeks isn't that bad of a necropost. Two years, now THAT pisses me off.

The only problem with bumping this thread is that the discussion is totally over. We're done with this topic.


HOW ABOUT 5 KRIS

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DON JOSE DON'T GIVE A f**k ABOUT A NECROTHREAD

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Jose's been spending 5 years deeply entrenched in his computer lab, looking at pixel after pixel until he could PROVE that this is a Photoshop hoax. Doing the Lord's work. I'm more surprised that blog post is still there ... 5 is like 187 in Internet years.

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