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I would have commented on how he's the most awesome person ever, Obviously.

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Hey, don't get me involved in this.


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spook is the most awesomest person evar

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You're trying to make me jealous?

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Well, he is pretty awesome.

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It's not working. :D

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Saw 'Eagle vs Shark' last night with a girl, Here is my review of it:

Okay, picture 'Napolean Dynamite'. Now picture it in New Zealand. Now, picture Napolean grown up, living in New Zealand. Now, picture a mirror image of Napolean in girl-form who loves him, and make Napolean's brother HER brother. Finally, replace Napolean's 'dance-moves' with 'fight-moves' and you have a good picture of what this movie is about.

This movie was VERY funny though, but all that you laugh at is it's awkwardness, The characters have a little room for pity, but you can hardly care about them.

I'm just throwing this out there: 6.8/10
If you happened to love Napolean Dynamite, +1. Because they're just a bit similar...

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I <3 everyone here.

Well...almost everyone.

To get back on topic, I watched The Descent last night. All things considered, it was pretty good. Nice mix of "scares" and violence, and the overall tone was a nice change of pace. A couple of questionable segments, but nothing that really hinders the movie as a whole. I'd recommend it if you're interested enough to check it out.


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spook wrote:
I <3 everyone here.

Well...almost everyone.



What about me :( ?

I hated The Descent. It was from the dudes that did saw, and it didn't show. The ending sucked. It sucked bad.

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Which ending did you see? From what I hear the UK/Unrated version (which is on the dvd) is better....it was still kind of weird. I honestly couldn't see it ending on a happy note, though.
And were you expecting another Saw? I wasn't, and I was pretty satisfied.


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The one where she magicly appeared out of the cave, and then magicly appeared in the cave. wtf?


YOU DON"T LOVE ME :cry:

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Did you not see how the escape from the cave was pretty much a dream?


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Dream? Oh. It's still stupid

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tapeman wrote:
I hated The Descent. It was from the dudes that did saw, and it didn't show. The ending sucked. It sucked bad.



I didn't think I'd ever see someone who fell for that s**t
"From the sister of the next door neighbor who's father was the producer of Saw!!!!"

You got baited my friend. (you're not my friend btw)




edit: Also you're dumb for not liking The Descent.
Seriously, one of the best horror movies of the decade.


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Finally saw Hot Fuzz and holy s**t fantastic.

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I should go see that.


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Metal_Monkey wrote:
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I hated The Descent. It was from the dudes that did saw, and it didn't show. The ending sucked. It sucked bad.



I didn't think I'd ever see someone who fell for that s**t
"From the sister of the next door neighbor who's father was the producer of Saw!!!!"

You got baited my friend. (you're not my friend btw)

edit: Also you're dumb for not liking The Descent.
Seriously, one of the best horror movies of the decade.


He probably saw the edited american version of the ending. I think the full one is restored on dvd.


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Metal Monkey: We all like different flicks 8) . Just because I didn't like The Descent doesn't mean I'm dumb. That's what I'm told when I say that movie sucked, all the time. Sorry for having an opinion.

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tapeman wrote:
Sorry for having an opinion.


I accept your apology.


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Just got back from Die Hard 4 and holy moly, it was actually awesome. I was expecting pure, unfiltered s**t, but I was heavily entertained and glued to the screen at all times. Retarded action all throughout.

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Drummin_Dan wrote:
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Tommy said he was named after a gun. But, I know he was really named after a 19th century ballet dancer.

10/10.

There was an earlier Guy Ritchie movie that had pretty much the same line-up. But, I keep forgetting what it's called.
Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels. Excellent movie I might add.

So I watched Sicko yesterday and all I have to say is. Don't buy life insurance guys, I'm speaking to you Americans. Just come to Canada whenever you need attention. Or France. Or England. Hell anywhere.

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Just got back from Die Hard 4 and holy moly, it was actually awesome. I was expecting pure, unfiltered s**t, but I was heavily entertained and glued to the screen at all times. Retarded action all throughout.


I really enjoyed it start to finish. I actually expected it to be good, somehow. Maybe I'm just an optimist. My favorite stuff was toward the end. It just kept increasing the scale of the action to the point that if they do a Die Hard 5 someday, somehow, they're going to have to add giant robots, zombies or some other craziness to top it. :D

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I just saw Black Sheep yesterday with my friend who loves indie movies.
We both got something we weren't expecting.

Okay, in a comedic horror about zombie sheep, I really wasn't expecting this much gore. This movie is disgusting, more disgusting than any gorey movie I've seen. For instance, in one scene the characters were swimming through aborted sheep fetuses, while in another a sheep is pulling the intestines out of a woman's abdominal cavity. But there is funniness elsewhere (like the classic line: "I'm not a tree, I'm a F**KING SHEEP!"), and sometimes in the midst of gore (the guy who helplessly chucks his gnawed off leg at the sheep)
And I haven't even gotten to the odd portrayal of bestial porn throughout the movie. The main character gets butt raped by a sheep, and another guy (who has a thing for them) even gets his weiner sucked on (watch if you are curious) Oh, and when that guy screwed that sheep? It was incest too. Yah, this director is one sick $!@#$.


So, in short. If you are the kind of sicko who loves gore and REALLY loves sheep (you know what I mean), then this is the movie for you.

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tapeman wrote:
I hated The Descent. It was from the dudes that did saw, and it didn't show. The ending sucked. It sucked bad.


It had nothing to do with Saw. It was made in England. And the original ending is 10x better. I thought The Descent rocked... with the original ending of course.

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Yea, the only thing that bugged me was how quickly the main character became a badass at the halfway point.

I wanna see Black Sheep.


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I can't tell if that's a horror or comedy.

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Stompage and I got to see an early cut of Blacksheep with no music and very little foley. So without having seen the thing completely complete to be honest i'd say "don't bother."

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Where does everybody see these early things?!

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