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Today is my wife April's birthday. As part of my ongoing struggle to mess with her head, I would like it if you guys would be so kind as to send her a happy birthday email to april@chunkstyle.net - just don't mention anything about me or Metroid Metal. The more the merrier, too. For some reason, the idea of her getting a bunch of happy birthday emails from people she doesn't know is funny to me, particularly since I know how she'll react.

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This is genius and I fully intend on bumping this thread come my girlfriend's birthday in February. Fantastic work, my good man.

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Done and done, and maybe done again later.

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Do you want normal cheery messages or creepy internet messages?


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Done. I asked her if she wanted to go out later and celebrate.

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Cheery, friendly, non-creepy message would be best. I'm going for funny, not stalky.

However, you do what you feel you must.

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Of course, I'd love to send an April fool-mail.

But let me just say that once again, your av was set perfectly to the post, with a semi evil-looking chunklet. :evil:

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you guys are awesome.

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Done.


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non-creepy message sent.


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Gonna have to give us an update on what happened.

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Done and done. Short and simple.

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I'm going to tell her that Myspace probably sold her information.

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Done, doesn't she come here sometimes?

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Done, nice and happy. But, seriously, happy birthday to her.

Also, best possible chunklet picture for this.

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Done.

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Yup.

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Meanness activated, sir. Though since she and i have actually, you know, met, it might backfire and just seem like i was being nice. if that happens just tell her to ask around and she'll find that's probably unlikely.

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I was gonna send one in Zamgrh, but my email account's acting up for some strange reason.

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I'm a good helper. I one-upped you and signed her email address up for porn newsletters.

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Whoa...this is almost too mean....but I ended up doing it anyway.


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Shot one off.

Er, I sent your wife a message.

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Ok, I don't know if the joke is still on, but I have just sent what I feel is my greatest bit of prose ever. Enjoy.

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Hi, I'm Tapeman, and I'm 14, and I wanted to say happy birthday. And tell Danny I love him :D

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tapeman wrote:
Hi, I'm Tapeman, and I'm 14, and I wanted to say happy birthday. And tell Danny I love him :D

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just don't mention anything about me or Metroid Metal

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That's sweet, tapey, but now she's going to think you're my mom.

By the way, she thinks the emails are spam address harvesters. She wanted to reply to them, but was afraid it would sign her up for something she didn't want. Or in Ibby's case, something she did.

She hasn't seen the latest round, since we went out for dinner this evening sans bebes. Oh, it was glorious.

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I'm so glad I could be a part of this.

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Aw, I didn't notice this topic until just now. I guess it's probably a little late.

How many did she end up receiving?

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It's not too late! I'm not sure how many she got, actually.

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Sent!

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