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chunkstyle
Rank: Elder Statesman
Joined: Thu Dec 18, 2003 1:07 am Posts: 9662 Location: Weaverville, NC
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 S.P.A.S.M (spam IV)
You all knew this was coming.
I'll get it started.
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Doombot
Rank: "Robotic Deity"
Joined: Wed Oct 19, 2005 12:52 am Posts: 5397 Location: Champaign, IL
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SPASM!
(am I doing it right?)
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Tue Jun 24, 2008 10:40 am |
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NorfairThug
Rank: N1NJ4
Joined: Sun Feb 01, 2004 6:26 pm Posts: 12425 Location: Compton
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oh, hi.
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Tue Jun 24, 2008 10:44 am |
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tenacious_goat
Rank: Disgruntled Goat
Joined: Wed Feb 25, 2004 11:56 am Posts: 7130 Location: Bees! Bees in the car!!!
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Tue Jun 24, 2008 11:20 am |
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Hale-Bopp
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Joined: Sun Aug 01, 2004 11:42 am Posts: 4159
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_________________ -++--+-++-+--+-++--+-++-+--+-++--+-++-+--+ "Goodnight...and sweet dreams from Rem Lezar."
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Tue Jun 24, 2008 11:21 am |
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Trampoline Sasquatch
Rank: Totally S-naking!
Joined: Tue Jun 08, 2004 7:08 pm Posts: 11653 Location: Stagnant.
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The spasm of orgasm on a roll...
I live the slow serrated rape
The bucks fizz of amyl nitrate
Victims force fed their own face
Tear stains upon the drape
I should compare them
To a warm Summer's day
But to the letter, it is better
To lichen their names to a grave
Counting My years on an abacus strung
With labial rings and heartstrings undone
Dub Me Lord Abortion, the living dead
The bonesaw on the backseat
On this bitter night of giving head
A sharp rear entry, an exit in red
Lump in the throat, on My come choke
The killing joke worn thin with breath
Horrorscopes My diorama
A twelve part psychodrama
Another chained I mean to harm Her
Inside as well as out
A perverts gasp inside the mask
I'm hard, blow My house of cards
All turn up Death, Her bleeding starts
In brute vermilion parts...
Now I slither through the hairline cracks
In sanity, best watch your back
Possessed with levering Hell's gates wide
Liberating knives to cut Humanity slack
My ambition is to slay anon
A sinner in the hands of a dirty God
Who lets Me prey, a Gilles De Rais
Of light where faith leads truth astray
I slit guts and free the moistest faeces
Corrupt the corpse and seize the choicest pieces
Her alabaster limbs that dim the lit carnal grin
Vaginal skin to later taste and masturbate within
"My heart was a war-drum beat
By jugular cults in eerie jungle vaults
When number thirteen fell in My lap
Lips and skin like sin, a Venus Man-trap
My appetite whetted, storm crows wheeled
At the blurred edges or reason 'till I was fulfilled
Whors d'oeuvres eaten, I tucked Her into
A grave coffin fit for the Queen of Spades
She went out like the light in My mind
Her face an avalanche of pearl, of ruby wine...
Much was a flux, but the mouth once good for f**ks
Came from retirement to prove She had not lost Her touch
I kissed Her viciously, maliciously, religiously
But when has ONE been able TO best separate the THREE?
I know I'm sick as Dahmer did, but this is what I do
Ahh, ahh, ahh, I'll let you sleep when I am through...
You f**king whore."
The suspect shadows where they least
Expect My burning grasp to reach
The stranglehold, the opened arms
Seeking sweet meat with no holes barred
Rainbows that My razors wrung
Midst Her screams and seams undone
Sung at the top of punctured lungs
I bite My spiteful tongue
Lest curses spat from primal lairs
Freeze romance where Angels, bare
Are lost to love, blood-loss, despair
I weep, they merely stare...
And stare, and stare, and stare, and stare.
_________________ bleep bloop scramble
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Tue Jun 24, 2008 11:29 am |
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spook
Rank: A cheap ass Guile
Joined: Mon Mar 28, 2005 2:07 pm Posts: 7624 Location: In an abandoned house, autotuning my feelings.
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Tue Jun 24, 2008 1:47 pm |
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Xeogred
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Joined: Thu Dec 11, 2003 9:54 pm Posts: 4918 Location: Dunder-Mifflin
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Tue Jun 24, 2008 1:53 pm |
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tenacious_goat
Rank: Disgruntled Goat
Joined: Wed Feb 25, 2004 11:56 am Posts: 7130 Location: Bees! Bees in the car!!!
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Tue Jun 24, 2008 2:13 pm |
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Doombot
Rank: "Robotic Deity"
Joined: Wed Oct 19, 2005 12:52 am Posts: 5397 Location: Champaign, IL
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Tue Jun 24, 2008 2:43 pm |
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Trampoline Sasquatch
Rank: Totally S-naking!
Joined: Tue Jun 08, 2004 7:08 pm Posts: 11653 Location: Stagnant.
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_________________ bleep bloop scramble
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Tue Jun 24, 2008 3:07 pm |
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Pyro 64
Rank: Miniboss
Joined: Tue Aug 22, 2006 12:38 pm Posts: 1549 Location: England
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Fight Back...
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Tue Jun 24, 2008 3:54 pm |
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Divinebeing
Rank: Zombie Headshot Champion
Joined: Sun Oct 30, 2005 10:12 pm Posts: 4327 Location: Butthwat
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WHARRGARBL
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Tue Jun 24, 2008 4:02 pm |
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Pyro 64
Rank: Miniboss
Joined: Tue Aug 22, 2006 12:38 pm Posts: 1549 Location: England
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_________________ Num num num.
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Tue Jun 24, 2008 4:43 pm |
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danimal93
The Certile Frescent
Joined: Wed May 26, 2004 12:20 pm Posts: 8701 Location: Going to the moon, BRB
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Trampoline Sasquatch
Rank: Totally S-naking!
Joined: Tue Jun 08, 2004 7:08 pm Posts: 11653 Location: Stagnant.
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I love that episode.
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Tue Jun 24, 2008 7:59 pm |
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spook
Rank: A cheap ass Guile
Joined: Mon Mar 28, 2005 2:07 pm Posts: 7624 Location: In an abandoned house, autotuning my feelings.
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I remember some opening band at a recent show came out with that sound byte playing but I think I'm the only one that got it.
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Tue Jun 24, 2008 8:20 pm |
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Mr. Nintendo
Rank: Procrastinating Pianist
Joined: Mon Oct 24, 2005 12:56 pm Posts: 1010 Location: Classified
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Tue Jun 24, 2008 8:59 pm |
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c0mbustion
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Joined: Sat Apr 17, 2004 9:43 am Posts: 1651 Location: Arise, Rodimus Prime
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Tue Jun 24, 2008 10:23 pm |
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Divinebeing
Rank: Zombie Headshot Champion
Joined: Sun Oct 30, 2005 10:12 pm Posts: 4327 Location: Butthwat
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Xeogred
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Joined: Thu Dec 11, 2003 9:54 pm Posts: 4918 Location: Dunder-Mifflin
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DuckofDoom
Rank: IT3
Joined: Mon Apr 26, 2004 4:45 pm Posts: 11824 Location: In the year 200X
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_________________ Cowboy Dan's a major player in the cowboy scene.
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Wed Jun 25, 2008 9:09 am |
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Pyro 64
Rank: Miniboss
Joined: Tue Aug 22, 2006 12:38 pm Posts: 1549 Location: England
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http://www.smh.com.au/news/health/austr ... 27371.html
Not sure if this has already been posted but huzzah for you American guys and gals I guess and too bad 1337 n00b!
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Wed Jun 25, 2008 9:18 am |
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poop
Rank: Geek in the Pink
Joined: Fri Jul 30, 2004 12:35 am Posts: 2824 Location: where indeed
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Wed Jun 25, 2008 12:21 pm |
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poop
Rank: Geek in the Pink
Joined: Fri Jul 30, 2004 12:35 am Posts: 2824 Location: where indeed
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Wed Jun 25, 2008 12:22 pm |
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spook
Rank: A cheap ass Guile
Joined: Mon Mar 28, 2005 2:07 pm Posts: 7624 Location: In an abandoned house, autotuning my feelings.
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Wed Jun 25, 2008 12:51 pm |
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poop
Rank: Geek in the Pink
Joined: Fri Jul 30, 2004 12:35 am Posts: 2824 Location: where indeed
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Wed Jun 25, 2008 12:58 pm |
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spook
Rank: A cheap ass Guile
Joined: Mon Mar 28, 2005 2:07 pm Posts: 7624 Location: In an abandoned house, autotuning my feelings.
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Wed Jun 25, 2008 1:04 pm |
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poop
Rank: Geek in the Pink
Joined: Fri Jul 30, 2004 12:35 am Posts: 2824 Location: where indeed
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Wed Jun 25, 2008 1:05 pm |
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Linearity
Rank: Help computer
Joined: Thu Nov 15, 2007 9:59 pm Posts: 1723 Location: San Francisco, CA
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linearity@freyja:~/chicken-playground$ ./test No error Love and rock!
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