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S.P.A.S.M (spam IV)
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Rank: Elder Statesman   Joined: Thu Dec 18, 2003 1:07 am Posts: 9662 Location: Weaverville, NC 
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 S.P.A.S.M (spam IV)You all knew this was coming.
I'll get it started. 
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| Tue Jun 24, 2008 10:34 am |
 
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Rank: "Robotic Deity"  Joined: Wed Oct 19, 2005 12:52 am Posts: 5397 Location: Champaign, IL
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SPASM!
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| Tue Jun 24, 2008 10:40 am |
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Rank: N1NJ4  Joined: Sun Feb 01, 2004 6:26 pm Posts: 12425 Location: Compton
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oh, hi.
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| Tue Jun 24, 2008 10:44 am |
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Rank: Disgruntled Goat  Joined: Wed Feb 25, 2004 11:56 am Posts: 7130 Location: Bees! Bees in the car!!!
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A New Hope
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| Tue Jun 24, 2008 11:20 am |
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\m/ Sponsor \m/  Joined: Sun Aug 01, 2004 11:42 am Posts: 4159
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Super Pretzels And Sauce Mustard ftw
_________________ -++--+-++-+--+-++--+-++-+--+-++--+-++-+--+ "Goodnight...and sweet dreams from Rem Lezar." |
| Tue Jun 24, 2008 11:21 am |
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Rank: Totally S-naking!  Joined: Tue Jun 08, 2004 7:08 pm Posts: 11653 Location: Stagnant.
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The spasm of orgasm on a roll... I live the slow serrated rape The bucks fizz of amyl nitrate Victims force fed their own face Tear stains upon the drape I should compare them To a warm Summer's day But to the letter, it is better To lichen their names to a grave Counting My years on an abacus strung With labial rings and heartstrings undone Dub Me Lord Abortion, the living dead The bonesaw on the backseat On this bitter night of giving head A sharp rear entry, an exit in red Lump in the throat, on My come choke The killing joke worn thin with breath Horrorscopes My diorama A twelve part psychodrama Another chained I mean to harm Her Inside as well as out A perverts gasp inside the mask I'm hard, blow My house of cards All turn up Death, Her bleeding starts In brute vermilion parts... Now I slither through the hairline cracks In sanity, best watch your back Possessed with levering Hell's gates wide Liberating knives to cut Humanity slack My ambition is to slay anon A sinner in the hands of a dirty God Who lets Me prey, a Gilles De Rais Of light where faith leads truth astray I slit guts and free the moistest faeces Corrupt the corpse and seize the choicest pieces Her alabaster limbs that dim the lit carnal grin Vaginal skin to later taste and masturbate within "My heart was a war-drum beat By jugular cults in eerie jungle vaults When number thirteen fell in My lap Lips and skin like sin, a Venus Man-trap My appetite whetted, storm crows wheeled At the blurred edges or reason 'till I was fulfilled Whors d'oeuvres eaten, I tucked Her into A grave coffin fit for the Queen of Spades She went out like the light in My mind Her face an avalanche of pearl, of ruby wine... Much was a flux, but the mouth once good for f**ks Came from retirement to prove She had not lost Her touch I kissed Her viciously, maliciously, religiously But when has ONE been able TO best separate the THREE? I know I'm sick as Dahmer did, but this is what I do Ahh, ahh, ahh, I'll let you sleep when I am through... You f**king whore." The suspect shadows where they least Expect My burning grasp to reach The stranglehold, the opened arms Seeking sweet meat with no holes barred Rainbows that My razors wrung Midst Her screams and seams undone Sung at the top of punctured lungs I bite My spiteful tongue Lest curses spat from primal lairs Freeze romance where Angels, bare Are lost to love, blood-loss, despair I weep, they merely stare... And stare, and stare, and stare, and stare.  _________________ bleep bloop scramble |
| Tue Jun 24, 2008 11:29 am |
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Rank: A cheap ass Guile  Joined: Mon Mar 28, 2005 2:07 pm Posts: 7624 Location: In an abandoned house, autotuning my feelings.
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Hale-Bopp wrote: Super Pretzels And Sauce Mustard ftw I'll take the pretzels! |
| Tue Jun 24, 2008 1:47 pm |
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\m/ Sponsor \m/  Joined: Thu Dec 11, 2003 9:54 pm Posts: 4918 Location: Dunder-Mifflin
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I'm going to have to say, Cheez-it's > Cheese-nips.
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| Tue Jun 24, 2008 1:53 pm |
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Rank: Disgruntled Goat Joined: Wed Feb 25, 2004 11:56 am Posts: 7130 Location: Bees! Bees in the car!!!
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| Tue Jun 24, 2008 2:13 pm |
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Rank: "Robotic Deity" Joined: Wed Oct 19, 2005 12:52 am Posts: 5397 Location: Champaign, IL
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Xeogred wrote: I'm going to have to say, Cheez-it's > Cheese-nips. A million times YES! _________________
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| Tue Jun 24, 2008 2:43 pm |
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Rank: Totally S-naking! Joined: Tue Jun 08, 2004 7:08 pm Posts: 11653 Location: Stagnant.
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Lord Abortion is a great song.
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| Tue Jun 24, 2008 3:07 pm |
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Rank: Miniboss  Joined: Tue Aug 22, 2006 12:38 pm Posts: 1549 Location: England
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Fight Back...
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| Tue Jun 24, 2008 3:54 pm |
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Rank: Zombie Headshot Champion Joined: Sun Oct 30, 2005 10:12 pm Posts: 4327 Location: Butthwat
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WHARRGARBL |
| Tue Jun 24, 2008 4:02 pm |
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Rank: Miniboss Joined: Tue Aug 22, 2006 12:38 pm Posts: 1549 Location: England
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| Tue Jun 24, 2008 4:43 pm |
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The Certile Frescent   Joined: Wed May 26, 2004 12:20 pm Posts: 8701 Location: Going to the moon, BRB
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Rank: Totally S-naking! Joined: Tue Jun 08, 2004 7:08 pm Posts: 11653 Location: Stagnant.
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I love that episode.
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| Tue Jun 24, 2008 7:59 pm |
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Rank: A cheap ass Guile Joined: Mon Mar 28, 2005 2:07 pm Posts: 7624 Location: In an abandoned house, autotuning my feelings.
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I remember some opening band at a recent show came out with that sound byte playing but I think I'm the only one that got it.
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| Tue Jun 24, 2008 8:20 pm |
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Rank: Procrastinating Pianist  Joined: Mon Oct 24, 2005 12:56 pm Posts: 1010 Location: Classified
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Already off to a good start. Wintastic.
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\m/ Sponsor \m/  Joined: Sat Apr 17, 2004 9:43 am Posts: 1651 Location: Arise, Rodimus Prime
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Rank: Zombie Headshot Champion Joined: Sun Oct 30, 2005 10:12 pm Posts: 4327 Location: Butthwat
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\m/ Sponsor \m/ Joined: Thu Dec 11, 2003 9:54 pm Posts: 4918 Location: Dunder-Mifflin
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Rank: IT3  Joined: Mon Apr 26, 2004 4:45 pm Posts: 11824 Location: In the year 200X
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_________________ Cowboy Dan's a major player in the cowboy scene. |
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Rank: Miniboss Joined: Tue Aug 22, 2006 12:38 pm Posts: 1549 Location: England
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http://www.smh.com.au/news/health/austr ... 27371.html
Not sure if this has already been posted but huzzah for you American guys and gals I guess and too bad 1337 n00b! _________________ Num num num. |
| Wed Jun 25, 2008 9:18 am |
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Rank: Geek in the Pink  Joined: Fri Jul 30, 2004 12:35 am Posts: 2824 Location: where indeed
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DaughterofDennis wrote: I guess someone has from now until Christmas to work on forgetting what's in the box. _________________ 
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| Wed Jun 25, 2008 12:21 pm |
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Rank: Geek in the Pink Joined: Fri Jul 30, 2004 12:35 am Posts: 2824 Location: where indeed
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What's wrong with this thread? I post better than that.
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| Wed Jun 25, 2008 12:22 pm |
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Rank: A cheap ass Guile Joined: Mon Mar 28, 2005 2:07 pm Posts: 7624 Location: In an abandoned house, autotuning my feelings.
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News to me.
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Rank: Geek in the Pink Joined: Fri Jul 30, 2004 12:35 am Posts: 2824 Location: where indeed
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| Wed Jun 25, 2008 12:58 pm |
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Rank: A cheap ass Guile Joined: Mon Mar 28, 2005 2:07 pm Posts: 7624 Location: In an abandoned house, autotuning my feelings.
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abloo abloo
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Rank: Geek in the Pink Joined: Fri Jul 30, 2004 12:35 am Posts: 2824 Location: where indeed
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poop
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Rank: Help computer  Joined: Thu Nov 15, 2007 9:59 pm Posts: 1723 Location: San Francisco, CA
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 _________________  linearity@freyja:~/chicken-playground$ ./test No error Love and rock! |
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