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You all knew this was coming.

I'll get it started.

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SPASM!

(am I doing it right?)

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oh, hi.

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A New Hope

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Super Pretzels And Sauce Mustard ftw

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The spasm of orgasm on a roll...

I live the slow serrated rape
The bucks fizz of amyl nitrate
Victims force fed their own face
Tear stains upon the drape
I should compare them
To a warm Summer's day
But to the letter, it is better
To lichen their names to a grave

Counting My years on an abacus strung
With labial rings and heartstrings undone

Dub Me Lord Abortion, the living dead
The bonesaw on the backseat
On this bitter night of giving head
A sharp rear entry, an exit in red
Lump in the throat, on My come choke
The killing joke worn thin with breath

Horrorscopes My diorama
A twelve part psychodrama
Another chained I mean to harm Her
Inside as well as out
A perverts gasp inside the mask
I'm hard, blow My house of cards
All turn up Death, Her bleeding starts
In brute vermilion parts...

Now I slither through the hairline cracks
In sanity, best watch your back

Possessed with levering Hell's gates wide
Liberating knives to cut Humanity slack

My ambition is to slay anon
A sinner in the hands of a dirty God
Who lets Me prey, a Gilles De Rais
Of light where faith leads truth astray

I slit guts and free the moistest faeces
Corrupt the corpse and seize the choicest pieces
Her alabaster limbs that dim the lit carnal grin
Vaginal skin to later taste and masturbate within

"My heart was a war-drum beat
By jugular cults in eerie jungle vaults
When number thirteen fell in My lap
Lips and skin like sin, a Venus Man-trap
My appetite whetted, storm crows wheeled
At the blurred edges or reason 'till I was fulfilled
Whors d'oeuvres eaten, I tucked Her into
A grave coffin fit for the Queen of Spades
She went out like the light in My mind
Her face an avalanche of pearl, of ruby wine...
Much was a flux, but the mouth once good for f**ks
Came from retirement to prove She had not lost Her touch
I kissed Her viciously, maliciously, religiously
But when has ONE been able TO best separate the THREE?
I know I'm sick as Dahmer did, but this is what I do
Ahh, ahh, ahh, I'll let you sleep when I am through...
You f**king whore."

The suspect shadows where they least
Expect My burning grasp to reach

The stranglehold, the opened arms
Seeking sweet meat with no holes barred

Rainbows that My razors wrung
Midst Her screams and seams undone
Sung at the top of punctured lungs
I bite My spiteful tongue
Lest curses spat from primal lairs
Freeze romance where Angels, bare
Are lost to love, blood-loss, despair
I weep, they merely stare...
And stare, and stare, and stare, and stare.

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Hale-Bopp wrote:
Super Pretzels And Sauce Mustard ftw

I'll take the pretzels!


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I'm going to have to say, Cheez-it's > Cheese-nips.

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http://www.thegrumpytroll.com/

Oh man...that sounds so awesome.

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Xeogred wrote:
I'm going to have to say, Cheez-it's > Cheese-nips.


A million times YES!

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Lord Abortion is a great song.

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Fight Back...

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I'M SO EXCITED

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I love that episode.

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I remember some opening band at a recent show came out with that sound byte playing but I think I'm the only one that got it.


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Already off to a good start. Wintastic.

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~I know what someone's getting for Christmas~

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http://www.smh.com.au/news/health/austr ... 27371.html

Not sure if this has already been posted but huzzah for you American guys and gals I guess and too bad 1337 n00b!

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I guess someone has from now until Christmas to work on forgetting what's in the box.

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What's wrong with this thread? I post better than that.

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News to me.


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