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I would've put them on hold just so I can piss myself from laughter.


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Hey Divine I saw that on Reddit too can we be karma friends. The Narwhal Bacons at Midnight and LOL that guy is SO PHOTOGENIC lolololol








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Sorry I'm a socially awkward penguin and will only projectile vomit if you try to talk to me.


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He lies, he isn't so awkward as he claims! Downvote his statements regarding awkwardness... oh wait we don't have that here. Well BOOOOOOOOO to you sir!


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True story. I tried to talk to Divine at Mag this year, but when I did he quickly clasped his hands over his mouth as his cheeks filled with vomit, then he waddled away, penguin like, leaving a trickling trail of his own bile. Such a gentlemen to not projectile-vomit on my new T-shirt.


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http://penny-arcade.com/comic/2005/12/12

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DRAWCEPTION .


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It always comes back to Garfield.

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I now submit that "Garfield playing Sax" is now shorthand for Metroid Metal. We can make subversive T-Shirts and confuse the s**t out of people at Cons.


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I thought that was a tubaphone.

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Gosh, you're making me think you've never seen a tubaphone before.

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Today's tee: Galactic Bounty Hunter...relevant to this site...

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danimal specific post: http://www.getlofi.com/?page_id=3715



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Simpsons did it.

And by Simpsons, I mean XOC.


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Thanks, poop.


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! Charts the locations of SMB, SMB3, SMW, Yoshi's Island, SMRPG and even Super Mario Kart.


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I am willing to bet that Divine and I are the only ones who chuckle at these. :(


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I CAN'T SHAKE 'EM


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http://gizmodo.com/5903753/a-mind+break ... being-born

13,000x9,000 image if anybody needs new wallpaper.


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That is actually really sweet Carl and I fear that it may be lost to the SPAM cycle. Even though this thread has been much less active compared to a few years ago it still cycles pretty quickly.


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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHa0_-Agwe4&sns=em


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Hey, did you guys listen to any of the songs on this site? They're pretty bad-ass.

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So, I don't really know where else to post this, I don't want to make a new thread for it, and I'm only posting it on this forum because I don't really know you guys, I have what... Three posts?

I guess I'm at a crossroads in my life. I've been unemployed, and fairly alone for the last few months. I've had a small source of income from the social security I saved from when my mom passed away, and food-stamps. For the most part I'm an introvert, and afraid to meet new people, if it weren't for the friends that I do have I'd probably not be here right now. Long story short my life is a mess. I'm not looking for answers though, I just need a place to put this all down before I go insane. I'm not sure if any of you would understand, but I've recently found out that I'm gender fluid. That means that I don't identify with a gender. I don't see myself as part of either group, and it's becoming really hard to identify as anything at all. I've pretty much lost all of the old habits I had over the last few years. I've also dumped a huge portion of my character. My friends have the hart to notice, but I feel guilty as they take responsible for the changes. I'm stuck in this useless rut, banging my head on a wall. Three years ago I would have never seen myself in this all time low. I probably would have been angry about my situation, not complacent and useless. I'm just f**king stressed out, and this new info about gender identity issues has only made things worse. One of the therapists recommended that I try hormonal balancing treatments, which would essentially render me the opposite gender I was born as. I've got f**k all to live for now, but three people and there is no way I can tell them about any of this because it would probably devastate them. I'm not even sure of my attractions anymore, I'm having major doubts as to what the next course I go is. And with all the pressure from the outside sources I might just break down. I'm too much of a coward to commit suicide, and I have no idea where these roads lead.

I think I'm done now. If you read this whole thing then I'm sorry. Thank you for reading though. At least I got to get it off my chest, it's been the monkey on my back for almost two years now.


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I have known a few people that have struggled with similar issues to what you seem to be feeling -G- and I assure you, there is a place in the world for you. Figuring it all out can be an arduous process, but once you have determined your true path and made it to that goal the sheer happiness that you will find is amazing. Sure, it is super idealistic to think that way, but it is what you have to do in order to find that ultimate joy. As for areas where you can find support, I must highly suggest http://www.reddit.com/r/lgbt/ because that is a safe place for discussion. Hell, you could probably even post exactly what you shared in this thread to that subreddit and get an immense outpouring of support.

The main takeaway here is that YOU ARE NOT ALONE, and there is absolutely no reason to be down on yourself for that which you cannot control. Life has a funny way of dealing out the good with the bad, sometimes you just have to let it happen.


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SO! I took your advice Bry. Honestly I thought I would regret posting that. But you know what I'm really glad I did it. Working up the courage to spill my guts to you guys helped me work up the courage to tell my dad, He was surprisingly supportive, and seemed kinda enthusiastic. My brother wasn't so much, but he's always been an ass, so I can ignore him pretty well. Now I just need to work up the courage to tell my friends, and if they are okay with it, then I think things are going to be okay.

Talking to my therapist has also been pretty good. So all in all, I'm still stressed, but I'm glad to have support through this all.

Now that that is out there, I say we resume the shenanigans. Sorry to derail your thread! :nerdlove:


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RIP Maurice Sendak. :(


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Is he now...where the wild things are?

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