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my cock is carb free brah


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Mine's not.

It's so fat :think:


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Beer battered bacon is delicious. Next level cooking maneuver.


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REVAN DOESN'T UNDERSTAND ABOUT CARBS, GUYS.


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BEER IS A CARB?!

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Wait.

Let's stop joking. Are you f**king serious?

EDIT: Just be real with me for a second here.


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Is beer made from modified wheat?


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ugh that's so dumb


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I think I just Inception trolled.

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Pretty proud of myself.

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So, this might be an interesting read for some: http://tinyurl.com/3ej7yye

It's an article about high-gluten found in modified wheat products that make you fat. As of the last few weeks, I'm seeing what kind of things i can have instead.

Here's a list of some substitutions you can try: http://tinyurl.com/68jponu

Also, beer substitutions: http://www.wheat-free.org/wheat-gluten-free-beer.html

Celiac disease is pretty common, so it's not very hard to find products that are wheat free.


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just opened my kambucha.

WHAT THE f**k IS THAT STUFF? EFFERVESCENCE?

ITS FIZZING

HOW DO I?

IT SMELLS SO BAD


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IS THIS VINEGAR?

WHAT THE f**k


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Omni, pictures.


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Just got back from my 4-day carb fest in New Jersey/NYC. Pizza, kettle corn, cupcakes, mac and cheese, burgers ... I didn't give a f**k. I did maybe 10 pushups during my whole vacation and for 2 of the days I did my "30g within 30 minutes" breakfast. One morning I had biscuits and motherfuckin' GRAVY and it was awesome.

Came back, slept like a rock, and weighed myself. I gained 6 lbs. Then after a normal breakfast and some hot tea I probably lost 2 of those lbs.

I felt like absolute crap last night, like I had just about one cheat meal too many. I am so motivated to get back into the routine, especially since I didn't gain all the weight back like I feared.

Another cool thing is even after a giant cupcake and some chinese food and some kettle corn (SUGAR SUGAR SUGAR) I still didn't get that insulin-spiking comatose feeling I used to get after some meals. I did drink grapefruit juice every morning, so maybe that helped.

#fuckyea


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tol joo, meing

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WAT NO SENSE

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Where the heck do you get your pizza and lasagna?


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Eat it. Then take your wisecracks and eat them, too. Because words don't have carbs. :cool:


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I'm going to experiment with Fennel and Oregano since those are really "pizza" spices IMO. Oh wait, not opinion.

My favorite side dish is blanched broccoli with a tbsp of butter and lemon pepper. I'm assuming it would taste good on Cauliflower too but who eats that crap when you can have broccoli?!

The one thing I miss the most on this diet are the crunchy textures that you can only get from carbs. I am not super stoked about eating a bowl of lentils, but if you give me some crunchy pita chips to eat with it, then I'm all over that! Anyone found some food hacks to get some crunch into your slow carb meals?

I do love raw onion and bell pepper. Diced and added to a bowl of beans or slow-carb chili it really helps with the texture.


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Make some kale chips!

Ingredients:
kale
olive oil
salt

Place kale on a cookie s**t. Spray or drizzle olive oil. Sprinkle salt. Bake until crisp.

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A quick google search and those actually sound good. I'll definitely give it a shot!


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Turkey Bacon (as you are all aware I'm a firm believer in) adds crisp if you cook it right, but it isn't as good as just getting it to RIGHT BEFORE crispy while it's still real chewable.

But aside from the kale chips you only get completely unsatisfying vegetable crunches. They're trash and it's trash and the whole thing is trash and I just want to be fat again.

But not yet.


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wut kale chips are awesome what's wrong with you

Put a million of them in your mouth :)

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We #doinwork on same day tomorrow TS? I'm pushing it forward one day for a coworker this week (TOTALLY LEGAL).


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Someone at work is eating what smells exactly like pancakes and syrup. I craved pancakes maybe twice a year before slow-carb, but now I crave them daily. So, I'm not sure if I'm smelling what someone is eating or if I'm hallucinating. Can you hallucinate a smell? In any event, I want to murder a bitch about now.

I pushed my #doinwork day to Sunday this week and I'm having some people over to watch Sunday Night Football. Beer, pizza, chips, soda ... #doinworkadaylaterandidon'tthinkicanmakeit


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There was a guy I used to work with who just smelled like that all the time, and I doubt he actually ate pancakes every day. It was disconcerting.


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